I love using big words to sound smart….I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

chaystar:

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cee-is-just-a-letter:

TUMBLR.

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1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt

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chaystar:

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